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Classic Archives

archives - December 2003 to May 2006

May 2006

The Rundown

April 2006

A Heathers Moment

March 2006

A Boy Named Straw

“It’s Just Like Christmas!”

Oh, Conviction

February 2006

Silence Is the New Thank You

January 2006

I’m Back - Um, Sort, Of

August 2005

Watch Me Go Wild

July 2005

Delusions of the Opposite of Grandeur
Well, It Was Fun While It Lasted

June 2005

Bloggeriffic
Not Quite Bad Enough
Oh, Poor Sweet Well-Meaning TNT

May 2005

Man, Did I Not See That Coming
The Last Couple Of Days In Review
Now For Ten Years We’ve Been On Our Own
Muni Karma
Things I Never Thought I Would Write
The Funny And The Ridiculous
Let Me Squeal Like A Crazed Fan For A Sec
It’s Like Freaking Brides Magazine Around Here
Sandy Weddings
Simpsons En Español
Ah, A Return To My Glorious Thuggy Life

April 2005

Looking Out For Those Defenseless Corporate Interests
No, Not That Soccer Movie
Now Or Never Indeed
And So It Begins
Heather Combs Band Heartache
This Rant Is Your Rant, This Rant Is My Rant
Cal Day, You Should Go
The Best(ish) Week Ever
Nothing New, Lots to Say
I Really Suck at This
Support Local Kids, Support Soccer
April Fool’s Day Downer

March 2005

Yeah, I Don’t Know What’s Up With The Exclamation Points
Hey, Wait a Minute!
“SFist, get out of my head!”
Phew! It’s Over!
Kids Today
It’s Tired, But It’s Funny
I Haven’t Been This Excited Since 2003!
S**t Yeah
Marriage Isn’t Just For Kids
Um, That’s What Judges Are Supposed to Do
Well, It Was Great If You Could Actually See the Show
Someone Hates Gas Guzzlers (and Evil Monopolistic Corporations)
It’s Hot Today!
Hillbillies Doing Punk

February 2005

Beyoncé’s Finest Night
Yeah, Soft Passwords, That’s the Most Interesting Part of the Story
Love Sweet Love
Education, Celebration . . . No Strings Attached
I’m Beginning to Miss AC Transit

January 2005

Escape to L.A.
Fingers Crossed
Even Lawyers Get Taken By The Man Sometimes

December 2004

You’re the Birthday, You’re the Birthday, You’re the Birthday Boy or Girl
So That’s What’s Been Keeping Her Busy

November 2004

 

Ah, Sweet Victory
Roll On You Bears
I Knew It Couldn’t Be The People
My Laziness And My Narcissism Finally Intersect
Wow, Way To Piss Off The Choir
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Horses, Dogs, Etc.

October 2004

I Touched The Future
5 Days Until Election 2004 - Excuse Me While I Switch Horses
Two Of Most Interesting Things I’ve Heard This Week
Hey, Cards, Feel Free To, You Know, Win . . . Anytime Now
10 Days Until Election 2004 - Polls Are Stupid
Whew! Breathe Easier, Cardinals Fans
Who Do The Red Sox Think They Are?
14 Days Until Election 2004 - Give Your Brain A Break
I’m Feeling All Literary
20 Days Until Election 2004 - Final Debate Drinking Game
A Fresh Coat Of Paint - Lovely And Cool
So Long, Superman
C-SPAN Still Rocks!
. . . Dred Scott? Ahhh, Relevance
Maybe I Should Just Move Back To Berkeley
The One Where Everyone Pretends It Matters
30 Days Until Election 2004 - C-SPAN Is My Favorite Channel
The Intolerable Cruelty of Kevin Hill
Vicki Liviakis Goes Down

September 2004

Finally! A Debate Drinking Game!
40 Days Until Election 2004 - Debates Are Coming
50 Days Until Election 2004 - Random Assortment of Links
New TV Thingies
Too Much Information, I Know
And Another One Gone
At Least Someone Is Thinking Of The Children
60 Days Until Election 2004 - Are You Ready?
Better Memories Than I Thought

August 2004

Mmmm . . . Chocolate Chip Cookies
The One Thing I Won’t Miss
Summer Under the Stars
I Kind of Wish I Lived in a Red State
Eating Babies? I Love Eating Babies!
Sometimes It Feels Like Someone’s Stolen Your Record Collection
AAAA Is for Awesome
Music to My Ears
FindLaw: Always Seeking Relevance
Things That Must Be Brought To Your Attention

July 2004

You’re the Best, Eck
Finally Fahrenheit
I Like Going to Places and Seeing Things
You Can Never Have Too Many Remotes

June 2004

May 2004

April 2004

March 2004

February 2004

January 2004

December 2003